CINCINNATI CHILI COCKAIGNE
6 servings

There are hundreds of so-called original recipes for John Kiradjieff’s chili, which he served in Cincinnati’s first chili parlor, The Empress. We particularly like this version and can guarantee without question that it is a faithful rendition. For skeptical or puzzled readers who have trouble squaring this chocolate-laced spaghetti topping with their notions of what a chili ought to be: We suggest you think of it as a Macedonian Bolognese sauce instead. In addition to the five “ways” of topping pasta with this chili, use as a filling for cheese Coneys.

Bring to a boil in a large pot:

  • 4 cups water

Add:

  • 2 pounds ground beef chuck

Stir until separated, and reduce the heat to a simmer. Add:

  • 2 medium onions, finely chopped
  • 5 to 6 garlic cloves, chopped
  • One 15-ounce can tomato sauce
  • 2 tablespoons cider vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • 1 teaspoon ground cumin
  • ¼ teaspoon black pepper
  • ¼ teaspoon ground allspice
  • ¼ teaspoon ground cloves
  • 1 large bay leaf
  • ½ ounce unsweetened chocolate, finely chopped

Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to a simmer and cook for 2 ½ hours. Cool, uncovered, and refrigerate overnight. The next day, skim off all or most of the fat and remove the bay leaf. Reheat the chili over medium-low heat.

To serve as a 2-Way, spoon the chili over:

  • Cooked spaghetti

For a 3-Way, add:

  • Grated medium or sharp Cheddar

For a 4-Way, sprinkle on top of the cheese:

  • Chopped onions

For a 5-Way, layer between the spaghetti and chili:

  • Cooked red kidney beans

Traditional sides include:

  • Oyster crackers
  • Hot pepper sauce
Own a physical copy? Find this recipe on page 502–3.

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