This recipe gives you permission to hit your vegetables, but know when to stop. The cucumbers should be cracked all over, not turned into mush.
Place on a cutting board:
Smack the cucumbers with a rolling pin or the flat side of a cleaver several times until the cucumber cracks in places. Coarsely chop the cucumbers and toss in a bowl with:
Allow to marinate for at least 10 minutes and up to 30 minutes.